The filling is made by combining sugar, cinnamon, lemon juice and water with Ritz crackers, which cook up the consistency of apple pie filling. The absence of apples means no peeling or slicing or ...

As a young man, I made a mock apple pie for some friends. “This is really good,” one of them said. “What kind of apples did you use?” “None.” “What do you mean?” “I mean I used no apples. None.