Because Kawasaki has an all-new stand-up Jet Ski model, and even I think it'd be ... is that the SX-X 160 has the fixed handlebars instead of the old school moveable ones you're likely familiar ...
The HydroBlade looks like a stripped-back stand-up jet ski from above the water. Below the waterline, though, it has a pair of electric propulsion units good for 16 kW peak output, and a hydrofoil ...