After all, the company of a dog is often more welcome than a human ... since many human foods are unhealthy for pets and humans certainly don't want to cozy up to a bowl of Kibbles 'n Bits.

Felt an urgent desire for cookies. No. More than urgent ... Take a big bite into the biscuit. Uuuuuuugh. Spit it out into the sink. Dog biscuits. Mum arrives to see me draining a bottle of ...