But if you disagree and own a current-generation Corvette, Chevrolet has a pair of glorified accessory ones to sell you for the princely sum of $2,000. Assigned part number 85599584, these braces ...

According to its website, Chevrolet, on the other hand, will be more than happy to sell you (or rather let a dealer sell you) an orange safety triangle with your Corvette ZR1 for $2,929.

He also chose the two-piece Premium leather travel bags in Jet Black with the crossed flags logo, a genuine Corvette accessory that costs $1,695, because he plans to travel with his new sports car.

includes (CAV) contoured cargo area liners with Jake logo and (RIA) all-weather floor lines with Jake logo, Genuine Corvette Accessory Contoured Liner Protection Package, Genuine Corvette ...